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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood: The Da Vinci Disappearance DLC Review

Review by: Matt Hastie
Multiple Systems, 800 Microsoft Points ($9) 
 
For those of you who have been roped in by Ubisoft's amazing Assassin's Creed series, you're in luck with the new DLC package for Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.  Featuring both single player and multiplayer elements, there's certainly something here for everyone.  To break it down for you in general terms here is what you are getting: additions to the single player campaign, one new multiplayer level, two new modes, and four new characters.  The good news is that since you get a little bit of everything you are getting your moneys worth, but it'll ultimately depend on where you stand with ACB.  Is the first piece of paid DLC worth it?  Read on!
You'll get to know these cloaked guys pretty well
First off is the single player portions.  If you enjoyed the game then it's time to celebrate because you have more to do.  Sadly you won't be doing them for long.  From start to finish you're looking at maybe one more hour of game play, but for some any reason to hop back into the Animus is a good reason.  The story picks up after the events of ACB have unfolded, Ezio has returned to Rome for a brief stint and he seeks out his old friend Leonardo Da Vinci.  Your first task is to track down Da Vinci's assistant who finds more thrills gambling and boozing than learning his master's craft.  Once you've found him you'll have your first of many encounters with the Hermetics who will pursue you along the way back to Da Vinci's workshop.  Upon arrival you'll find that they've taken your Da Vinci away and it's high time you get him back!  The game play doesn't change much here, you're tasked with tracking down five paintings that contain clues to where Da Vinci might have been taken.  Along the way you'll tail this guy, beat up that guy, and be told not to be noticed.  Hey, why change what's working?  On top of the missions you have some Templar Lairs to clear and a new dice game to check out.
Ahhh, multiplayer chaos
If the DLC pack was the single player alone this wouldn't be too great of a value, conversely if it was just new multiplayer content it probably wouldn't work too well either.  Multiplayer DLC can be a risk if it doesn't catch on, you'll have maps that most people aren't playing and it can get hard to find a game.  The new map Alhambra is a good addition, featuring a large multi-leveled,  indoor and outdoor environment.  It's a great place to get lost in the crowd.  Your new modes offer little change from the mold, but both are quite challenging to pick up.  VIP features two four man teams in hunt/protect roles.  There's multiple VIPs scattered throughout levels so the name of the game is team work and subtly, leave an unguarded VIP and the enemy team will quickly over take you in score.  On top of that, when you attack a false target you will now net the enemy team 100 points per player!  Keep those blades in check!  Assassinate is the second new mode, featuring a six - eight player deathmatch without the aid of knowing who you are supposed to kill.  You'll have a general idea where targets are but once you get there you'll have to look for someone who doesn't act like the crowd and ID them by locking on.  Only then do you get the chance to kill them.  This mode is very difficult to get the hang of once you are used to being told who your target is.  
L to R: The Pariah, The Marquis, The Knight, The Dama Rossa
So is it all worth it?  It's a tough call and that's coming from a fan of the series.  People who didn't get into the multiplayer section will likely find the price a little steep.  The new game play features only net you about an extra hour of time free running around Rome.  On the other hand it is an interesting addition to the story and has a good if cliff hanger ending.  If you have enjoyed multiplayer or need a reason to go back, the new map and modes are a good addition to a solid experience.  The multiplayer side of ACB in general takes some getting used to and when playing with high level enemies you will be frustrated more than several times.  There's a steep learning curve to all the modes, but that's what gives it some lasting power.  All in all it's a solid piece of DLC that delivers a wide array of content that will hopefully appeal to the masses.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Mass Effect 2: Arrival DLC Review

Review by: Matt Hastie
Multiple Systems, 560 Microsoft Points ($7)

So the wait til Holiday 2011 and more Mass Effect just got a bit shorter.  Launched yesterday the gaming gods at Bioware graced us with the final piece of Mass Effect 2 DLC and the bridging event to Mass Effect 3.   The Arrival mission can be accessed at any point after the Horizon mission, including once you've finished the game which seems to fit the story much better.  Similar to Mass Effect's other DLC, this pack has a great story and mission that just leaves you wanting more.  While still clearly Mass Effect content, this pack offers some changes of pace.  For one, your flying this mission solo so don't forget to make sure you abilities and biotic powers give you a wide range of tactics.  Secondly, the tasks are slightly varied as you incorporate stealth tactics and try to hold out against waves of opponents (completing both challenges will net you some new achievement points as well). 

Hint, it's kind of important
The mission deals with the imminent Reaper invasion in a sector of Batarian space.  Returning from Mass Effect 1 is the gravel voiced Admiral Hackett (played by none other than Lane Henricksen), and this time you get to put a face to the voice.  He's charging you to fly in and rescue an old friend of his named Dr. Amanda Kenson.  While working undercover for the Alliance Navy, she and her team discovered a Reaper artifact that points to invasion.  As they came up with a plan she gets captured by some angry Batarians (which is every Batarian) and put on trial for terrorism (the plan is a throw back to Mass Effect 1's Bring Down the Sky DLC, eye for an eye Batarians!).  I'd love to spell it all out for you here but I don't want to ruin some of the twists and turns.  Along the way you'll also find some new research which will certainly help those of you not playing this mission after the game is over.

Apparently there's no Geneva Convention in space

While the story plays out in a mainly linear fashion, you do have  some chances to gain Paragon and Renegade points.  It is unfortunate that when faced with a major ethical problem you don't have the usual banter of your squad, sharing points of view and experience to help you feel the gravity of what you're about to do.  The mission is sadly very short, clocking in at barely two hours.  Granted on Insanity it'll take you a little longer in some parts.  Visually, the pack looks the same as the rest of the game so it's kind of a bummer that PS3 owners still get the exclusive retextured game featuring the new engine Bioware has build for Mass Effect 3.  What still remains to be seen is whether you choices in this mission, or even partaking in this mission will have any effect on how Mass Effect 3 unfolds.  DLC and side missions from the first game are merely mentioned in passing or an email in the second game. However your choices and actions in this mission will have to play a major part in the third game due to the radical action taken.

All in all if you are a Mass Effect fan this one is a definite must, and the price isn't too bad considering other games' DLC packs are between $9 and $15.  While short, it's two more hours in the incredible Mass Effect universe with major potential consequences. 

More Battlefield 3 Action

Released today we have a new Battlefield 3 trialer.  Part 3 is called "Get That Wire Cut".  The video is pretty intense and shows some epic Battlefield chaos.  You might need to sign in to youtube to watch this clip but it's worth it!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

New Mass Effect 2 DLC Trailer

If you are a fan of the series and can't wait for the 2011 Holiday season to hit so you can get your mitts on Mass Effect 3, fret no more.  Launching today is Mass Effect 2's last piece of DLC called The Arrival.  Set two days before the arrival of the Reapers you are in a solo (yeah, not squad) mission to try to put a stop to it!  Also with the DLC you'll get your first look at your old Alliance Navy cohort Admiral Hackett whose voice is supplied by none other than Bishop himself, Lance Henricksen.  Check the trailer below!


More Mario!


Check out this sweet video that has made the rounds after being shown at SXSW.


SXSW 2011 Film Bumper "Mario" produced and directed by Joe Nicolosi

Monday, March 28, 2011

Mario Brothers 2: Kong Country

Greeting fellow nerds,

I hope you can appreciate this faux Mario Brothers 2 trailer... It's nerd-tastic.


Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hunter S. Thompson Interviews Keith Richards

So, based off the title of this post you can already assume that this video includes 2 awesome people being awesome. Fact.



Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Battlefield 3 Trailer Part 2

For those of you eagerly awaiting Battlefield 3 or had your interest piqued with the last trailer, here's part 2 with an epic sniper showdown.  Enjoy!


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Star Wars Redo


Check out this awesome video courtesy of College Humor and featuring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost!

More Mass Effect 2 On The Way

Bioware is set to release the highly anticipated Mass Effect 3 later this year, and between now and then it looks like we're getting some more Mass Effect 2 DLC!  If you haven't played the Mass Effect series, do yourself a favor and go pick it up now.  RIGHT NOW!  Bioware has released the following pictures below.  More are supposedly on the way given that people keep sharing and "liking" the pictures.  So help your fellow nerds out and get to BioWare's Facebook Page!  No date or information has been released so far but it looks like the new DLC will be called "The Arrival".  We could speculate on what that means, but we'd hate to ruin ME's great story.


Pics are embiggenable!


What could 304942 mean?

Friday, March 11, 2011

Tribes!

Some of you out there may remember a little game called Tribes (or more specifically Tribes 2).  10 years ago the world witnessed a massive jump ahead for first person shooters with a major focus on team work and tactics.  You probably wouldn't have your shooters of today without Tribes.  Announced today at PAX East, the world is getting a new Tribes game called Tribes: Ascend for the PC and Xbox 360.  Check the trailer below.  We are definitely interested in this one!


Wednesday, March 9, 2011

STAR WARS!

So while some people focus on giving us 3D versions of the Star Wars movies, some people are out there trying to give us the tech!



Well thank you very much, please add lightsabers and a flux capacitor and the world should be set to AWESOME

Monday, March 7, 2011

Homefront Multiplayer Trailer

It's trailer time again, and once again it's a shooter!  This is the new multiplayer trailer for Homefront.  Check out some of the game trailers to get a feel for the story (think Red Dawn).  On the multiplayer side it's looking to be a mix of COD and Battlefield.  As you make kills you'll earn points to purchase better equipment and vehicles.


More Homefront Videos

Video courtesy of IGN

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

iPad 2 Revealed

Well the inevitable happened, Mac users prepare to hurry to your nearest retailer and get the iPad 2!  

Specs:
  - 33% thinner
  - Dual-core 1GHz processor
  -  iOS 4.3
  - Optional AT&T and Verizon models
  - Front- and rear-facing cameras
  - 10-hour battery life
  - Color options: Black, White
  - Optional HDMI connector cable ($39) for connecting it to a TV with 1080p video resolution.

Price looks like it'll vary based on whether you pick up a Wi-Fi model of 16GB ($499), 32GB ($599), and 64GB ($699) with the 3G models at $629, $729 and $829 respectively. So far it's set to ship on March 11, 2011. 

There also seems to be rumblings that the iPad 2 might not be all we'll see from Mac.  Cult of Mac is reporting that...
  - MobileMe is being revamped with cloud storage features
  - The iPad 2 is a ho-hum update. It’s more of a speed bump than a redesign
  - The iPad 3 is the one to get excited about, and it’s on track for release later this year

 And there you have it.  An exciting announcement and a bizarre announcement.

Welcome to Shooter Land

Some new info here. While the findmakarov doesn't have anything to do with a new COD game, it does feature a pretty cool fan video.  Check it below...

 

And for some actual shooter game play, check the new Battlefield 3 trailer below courtesy of IGN!